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Phan: Creepston - Chapter 10

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Title: Creepston
Pairing: Phan
Author: IHaveAMoustache/Emzswigglez
Genre: Anti-Phan (Will change!)
Rating: 12+
Warnings: Swearing (this is basically a permanent warning. I mean, it IS Dan's POV!), weird little 3rd person bit and some reference to le seckz.
Disclaimer: I (sadly) do not own Dan/Phil!



Dan's POV

I woke up with a deafening yawn, rubbing at my eyes and stretching out my tired bones. Head rested on a comfy pillow, I ran a hand through my hair and surveyed my room. It was looking rather untidy.

Dan, you absolute slob!
Oh Dan, shut up! I'll sort it out later!
Ugh, you need to iron that t-shirt in the corner too..
Haha, yes I know Dan...
Also, what about food? You'll need to get some proper foo-- HOLY SHIT DAN! LOOK NEXT TO YOU
What..?

What indeed.

My eyes suddenly landed on a lump next to me in bed. A human-sized lump.

PJ.

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shiiiiiit! I slept with PJ last night didn't I?

~

"Ugggghhhnnf" PJ groaned, hands gripping for dear life onto the headboard behind him. He was lying on the springy mattress, head being rammed into the headboard with every thrust from Dan.
Dan was working like a wild animal, a tad violent and in need of some action. Holding himself strongly over PJ, he looked at the other's face, pleased with himself when he saw a twisted look of ecstasy.
PJ's legs moved up and locked onto Dan's waist, pulling Dan closer to him. He'd not felt this good in a long time.


~

My god. I pushed my head back into my pillow, pressing the palms of my hands against my eyes. Fuck.

I was interrupted in my session of self-hatred by a small "mmm.." next to me and an inch of movement. Followed by an extremely messy head of hair that soon turned round to face me, revealing an exhausted PJ that smiled weakly. "Hey.." he tried to say, but it only came out as a sort of whisper, "Oh god.. I think I've lost my voice a bit.." followed by a little chuckle.
I couldn't help but smile at PJ. He was one of my closest friends and I was glad I'd at least gotten a bit of reassurance that it wasn't going to be mentioned to anyone else- and come on. I'd made the guy lose his voice! That is the ultimate flattery (wink wink muahaha).

PJ pawed at his hair to try and tame it, finally giving up and dragging himself out of the bed to move his muscles and bones after an eventful night. As soon as he balanced himself on his two feet, he winced and grabbed his arse, making him blush a little but only gaining a smug smirk from me. "You've broken me, Daaaan," PJ wheezed out lowly, rubbing at his bum.
"Not my fault I'm such a prostitute in the bedroom." I joked, pulling myself up and grabbing a random pair of boxers littered on the floor. They felt a bit tight and I realised they were probably PJ's, but he wouldn't mind. I also noticed that PJ was only naked from the waist down, still wearing his jumper. I smiled to myself, remembering how I'd thoughtlessly asked him to keep it on, seen as I liked it so much.


...


PJ had found milk in the back of the fridge and some cornflakes that hadn't been up-turned and was nibbling on those, not even questioning why I'd not decided to clean any of the mess up. He tiptoed cautiously around Phil's broken bowl and sat himself down on the sofa.

I really needed to clean that bowl up. The stale shreddies, luke-warm milk and sharp glass reminded me of Phil too much, forcing me to relive the moments I'd lost it with him... I hope he doesn't hate me.

I went on a hunt through all of the cupboards and found another pack of maltesers, begging to be ripped open and gobbled up. I grabbed it out and, before closing the cupboard door, I noticed something... A beer can. One last can. I licked my lips, remembering the bitter taste and the peace it'd brought my mind...
Immediately certain that alcohol was more worth it, I dropped the maltesers to the floor and cracked open the beer with a loud fiiizzzz. I took a small sip and a shiver ran down my spine. "Hello old friend" I whispered into the cool metal, feeling it vibrate a tiny bit against my lips.

Still happy to send my mind into peace (and knowing that PJ was blissfully unaware of my slight alcohol problem), I went over to the sofa and sat down cross-legged next to PJ. "Good morning, Sunshine, I hope that you're well." I sang, the taste of the beer already making me happier.
"Honey, I missed you, last night when night fell" PJ chirped back, finishing the last spoon of his cornflakes.
"Lalalalala... you brighten my day!" I mumbled the beginning, forgetting the words, but then giggled the end. I felt like a little girl, and it was rather refreshing for a change.
"Lalalalalaaa, when you go away" PJ placed his bowl on the floor next to the sofa and grinned back at me, his eyes shining joyfully.

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe! You a stupid hoe, you a, you a...

I jumped, surprised to hear Nicki Minaj playing so randomly (and loudly) in my appartment. PJ laughed and explained, "Ahh, that's Chris' ringtone! Be one sec..". He ventured into my room and returned with a pair of painfully skinny jeans in his hands. Clawing at the pockets to get his phone out, he eventually did...

"Hey Chris!" PJ smiled.
......
"My voice?"
......
"Hahaha, don't worry, I'm not ill!" PJ blushed again, "I was just practising loads of songs on my ukulele last night and I sort of.." he scratched the back of his head, looking like an anime character, "lost my voice"
......
"What am I wearing?" (I laughed at this, as PJ was only wearing the jumper and he hadn't put anything else on yet.)
.....!
"Just a jumper"
.............
"And some je- Chris what do you want!?" PJ and I chuckled at Chris. Nobody shipped KickTheStickz more than Chris.
.............
"Oh?"
.............
"Oh that's ni-"
......
"Really?"
.......
"Hmm.. maybe? I dunno, I'll see what I can do!"
.....
"Okay, byyyye!"
....


PJ threw his jeans onto the floor and came to sit next to me again, discarding his phone on the coffee table. "You seem to get along with Chris well..?"
"Oh... Yeah... I mean, I did reject him and all, but we still try." PJ kept smiling. That's all he seemed to do whenever Chris was mentioned.
"Oh, that's cool..... um.. hey." PJ looked up at me, "What were you talking about..?"
PJ widened his eyes and said, "OHHH! Yeah, that! Well, Chris was telling me about umm.. Y'know, maybe having me visit some time this week."
"Oh.. Okay."
"But I can't leave you like this!"
I sipped at my beer and sighed, "I'll be fine"
"Daaaaaaaan, if I'm going you will be too, okay?"
I perked up a bit at that. "Well. Only if it's okay..."
"It will be, I'll make sure"
"God, do I need a little break.."
"Yeah.. You're a walking jack-in-the-box..." PJ laughed, jumping up and running into the bathroom. "NOW I'M GETTING IN THE SHOWER OKAY, LEAVE ME TO CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN CUM OFF MY LEGS."

I left PJ to clean himself, but upon hearing the shower head come into action I let his words sink in. My cum was on his legs. Like. What?
Not gay, remember Dan.
NOT GAY. IT WAS A PRIVATE THING THAT WE BOTH NEEDED.

I scratched at my arm, considering that fact I could possibly be gay. Thinking of Phil, I always used to...

The scratching on my arm super charged, nearly making me drop my beer. I sighed deeply and closed my eyes. I am a mess.




~~~~~~~

CHRIS' POV (omgomg I am mental)

"And some je- Chris what do you want!?" PJ giggled down the line in his cute little lost-voice-voice.
I smiled to myself, then answered "Well, maybe you could come round some time soon.."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, I'd love to see you!"
"Oh that's ni-"
"Plus, Phil's visiting! We can party haaaaaaaard, bro!" I put on a fake chav voice, along with some fake enthusiasm.
"Really?"
"Yeah! You should totally come by! God, I'm just so eager to see you.."
"Hmm.. maybe? I dunno, I'll see what I can do!"
I sighed, seeing Phil's sad face in a mirror. He couldn't see me, but I could see him clearly round the corner due to the mirror's position. "Hope to see you soon though, Penis Jam.."
"Okay, byyyye!"
I gulped. "Bye"

OKAY THIS IS KINDA BAD BUT GET OVER IT <3

Haha, I hope you enjoy this chapter! Dan isn't so.. angry... so that's nice :D

Chapter 9 - [link]

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Has this been updated!?!? if I has WHY CANT I FIND IT and if it hasn't HURY AND UPDATE BEFORE I DIE GOD DAMN IT!